Month: March 2015

My Fear Of Balloons, Girls, Girls Again, Dating And The Extinction Of Watermelons

My Fear Of Balloons, Girls, Girls Again, Dating And The Extinction Of Watermelons

Dating: I’m a self-confessed surefooted talkative and anyone who has ever had a conversation with me could spot that but there’s a problem — I just keep talking and talking even when i’m the opposite sex. If i’m gonna go on an actual date with a girl, i’d advise she come with a pillow (in …

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5 Million!: The Scam I Fell For

5 Million!: The Scam I Fell For

Image by: http://74211.com/ I was scammed in 2010. Then, i was still taking my computer lectures (yup) didn’t know much about tech. This is how it happened: I got a text from MTN that went like: “Dear customer, you have won 5 Million Naira on the ongoing MTN blah blah blah…” I was so excited i …

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